When a young girl in rain boots was introduced, something like: "Miss___ has come prepared after the great spelling bee flood of 1999." The funniest part was that the girl didn't get it at all.
"The definition for Mexican is a person from Mexico, or what Americans call people from Puerto Rico, the Dominican Republic or any other Latin country."
Omg! Leaf Coneybear wrote cats! I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard. wow. I'm such a dork. I have to see the adults only show. Alas I am only 14 and am not allowed. I also haven't seen the show since they added "Jesus. I knew you were Asian." To the regualr show
"When Logainne says something about how the spelling bee is plummeting as fast as George Bush's approval ratings."
I love Logainnes little rants. One that just sticks out in my mind was when she went "These rules, are as bad as Dick Cheney's aim." Updated On: 5/29/06 at 09:04 PM
Capybara :A tailless four and a half foot largely aquatic south American rodent. Scentence: Dont look now pedro but i think that tailess four and a half foot rodent swimming next to you may be a capybara.
Pakapoo: A chinese lottery Scentence: After winning the Pakapoo, Zahng Zhoo collected his winnings and got his family out.
My favorite Phylactery: Either of two small square leather boxes containing religious texts traditionally worn on the left arm and head by Jewish me during morning weekday prayers Scentence: Billy put down that phylactery- we're Episcopalian.
I saw it on Easter Sunday and Jesus appeared carrying a basket with a large bunny in it. Marcy asked Jesus how he was and he said, "I've had quite the day."
Describing an audience member/participant, the emcee said, "Mr. Loyal spends his time in the cafeteria with his friends Mr. Corageous and Mr. Friendly."
ah, I love this! My favorite was also describing an audience participant. FYI: It was a pre-teen aged boy wearing a light blue shirt & khakis in October.
"A lover of spring, Mr.(?) refuses to accept the fall color pallet."
You know, the lack of punctuation, decent grammar and actual use of the shift key in several of these posts, not to mention the mispellings, makes me want to reach for a lifesaver, for I am drowning in irony.
HELP!
"This thread reads like a series of White House memos." — Mister Matt
When I saw Spelling Bee, Logainne's rant said that George Bush had this huge conspiricy behind multiple things (which I can't remember) including Crash winning Best Picture. Then the audience applauded. I wish I remembered the entire rant so I could post it here, but I saw Spelling Bee two months ago, so I don't remember it. I'm really sorry.
Lizzie, I understand completely. Also hence my lack of posting in this thread. I know. Plus, I know all these quotes verbatim, and seeing them misquoted is killing me.
An audience member dressed in khakis and a beige & brown striped shirt was introduced with this: "Mr. So-and-So dreams of the day his favorite clothing is available in colors."
A young audience member's introduction: "Mr. So-and-So actually came in last in his spelling bee, but got here by invoking Opposite Day."
Gingerbread houses along golden, frothy canals. Like Venice... only different?