copying from the DRS and WIcked quote threads.... some of my favs:
"achouci? at a spelling bee?" "i think its funny how i keep getting south african rodents" "we have to disable the foot" "dont talk to me about stamina carl!"
"...if you took the W in answer, the H in ghost, the extra A in aardvark, and the T in listen you could keep saying "WHAT?" but no one would hear you because the whole word would be silent!" - Olive Ostrovsky, from Rachel Sheinkin's "25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee" - Olive
Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on."
- from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
Spell cow. Can I have a definition It's a Cow Can you use it in a sentance Please spell cow.
I like my hair really it is pleasent to the touch
Oh yea, well if you switch the first two vowels of William it becomes william... yea but if you switch the next to vowels it becomes Will Aim that is so.....retarded!
...that I read as a girl on the toilet..
Jesus, Will you care if I lose? No. But I won't care if you win either. I don't care about things like this.
...As easy as the recipie for making jello...
I have tons more...If I post them I'll end up retyping the entire show here.
the names of leaf's siblings are great. I love when one of the audience participants stand up when their not supposed to and one of the cast members pushes him down.
another favorite joke on an audience member...
so and so exclaimed before coming him "Ma! I can wear jeans I'm just going to a spelling bee, not a Broadway show."
Ha ha, I remember standing up when Leaf was announcing the names of his siblings. I remember that the person playing Marcy Park grabbed my arm to stand up when he said the name "Raisin" That was prettty funny.
I too love the peanut flashback, I was laughing so hard.
"Leaf Coneybear has Cats!" or adults only: "Leaf Coneybear wrote cats!" "I fell." "Yeah, well if you switch the first two vowels in William you get... William." "Oh my gosh your Asian!" (adults only)
I was going to say that! When at the end they talk about their later lives and Leaf gets up and they're just like "Leaf Coneybear... has cats." its hilarious.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson is number five on my list of fave male bway stars ::
more faves:
"because my dads are my dads and alright enough already" (it rolls off the tongue so well!)
"....It simply sits. I make a part. I'm not taht smart." (and then he sings w/ his finger puppet!!!!)
never mind i'm done, the whole show is too full of good quotes.