Broadway died when Jan Maxwell got hit by a minivan.
I hope the company that picked up All My Children renews SMASH and casts Joey Arias as Eileen.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
On the plus side, I learned that even if I never play Broadway, there's still a chance that someone will have the lights dimmed for me when I die; at least at one theater.
All this talk about Broadway, Jonathan Larson and the Darkest Timeline has made me think that the mythical Community Season 5 should involve Greendale staging RENT:
Joel McHale as Jeff Winger as Roger Danny Pudi as Abed Nadir as Mark Alison Brie as Annie Edison as Mimi Gillian Jacobs as Britta Perry as Maureen Yvette Nicole Brown as Shirley Bennett as Joanne Donald Glover as Troy Barnes as Collins Jim Rash as Dean Pelton as Angel Ken Jeong as Chang/KEVIN as Benny Chevy Chase as Pierce Hawthorne as Squeegee Man