That was the first thing that came to mind for me too sabrelady. This certainly wins as the song with the most mentions of body parts/anatomy. Another sample:
He said my bronchial tubes were entrancing, My epiglottis filled him with glee, He simply loved my larynx And went wild about my pharynx, But he never said he loved me. He said my epidermis was darling, And found my blood as blue as could be, We went through wild ecstatics, When I showed him my lymphatics, But he never said he loved me. And though, no doubt, It was not very smart of me, I kept on a-wracking my soul To figure out Why he loved ev'ry part of me, And yet not me as a whole. With my esophagus he was ravished, Enthusiastic to a degree, He said 'twas just enormous, My appendix vermiformis, But he never said he loved me.
He said my cerebellum was brilliant, And my cerebrum far from N.G., I know he though a lotta My medulla oblongata, But he never said he loved me. He said my maxillaries were marvels, And found my sternum stunning to see, He did a double hurdle When I shook my pelvic girdle, But he never said he loved me. He seemed amused When he first made a test of me To further his medical art, Yet he refused When he'd fix up the rest of me, To cure that ache in my heart. I know he thought my pancreas perfect, And for my spleen was keen as could be, He said of all his sweeties, I'd the sweetest diabetes, But he never said he loved me.
There's even another verse of body parts after this!
"I wouldn't let Esparza's Bobby take my kids to the zoo...I'd be afraid he'd steal their ice cream and laugh."- YankeeFan
"People who like Sondheim enjoy cruelty."-LuvtheEmcee
"Adaliene's Lament" from GUYS & DOLLS "Big Titties" from MARTIN SHORT: FAME BECOMES ME
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
Sarah Brown Eyes - Ragtime In His Eyes - Jekyll and Hyde Roxie - Chicago Magic Foot - Spelling Bee I'm the Greatest Star - Funny Girl I Put My Hand In - Hello Dolly Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair - South Pacific Varsity Drag - Good News Let Me See His Western Nose - Miss Saigon Your Lips and Me - In Trousers One Foot, Other Foot - Allegro Cold Feets - Drowsy Chaperone I'd Rather Die on My Feet Than Live on My Knees - Beautiful Game Ooh My Feet - Most Happy Fella Your Feet's Too Big - Ain't Misbehavin' Fabulous Feet - Tap Dance Kid Ballad of Sweeney Todd (Hands were quick...) - Sweeney Todd Right Finger of My Left Hand - Redhead The Contest - Sweeney Todd The Goods - Full Monty On Your Toes - On Your Toes Tippy Tippy Toes - Wildcat
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
"I'll cut you, Tracee Beazer!!!!
...Just kidding. I'd never cut anyone." -Tina Maddigan, 9/30/06, WS stage door
Avatar: JULIE "EFFING" WHITE, 2007 TONY WINNER. Thank God.
I'm thinking about legally changing my name to Lizzie Curry...
When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain.
-Kad
I Believe my Heart - The Woman in White Heaven Help my Heart - Chess King of my Heart - Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (2007 London revival) A Heart Full of Love - Les Miserables You'll be in My Heart - Tarzan One Hand, One Heart - West Side Story Tire Tracks and Broken Heart - Whistle Down the Wind Headlong - We Will Rock You Chip on my Shoulder - Legally Blonde Hot Legs - Tonight's the Night Talk to the Hand - Jerry Springer the Opera Slipping Through my Fingers - Mamma Mia