some funny ones... - The More You Ruv Someone, Avenue Q - The Internet Is For Porn, Avenue Q - Deep Love, Young Frankenstein - Agony, Into The Woods
"I love acting. It is so much more real than life." Oscar Wilde "After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." Aldous Huxley
"Glitter and Be Gay"-CANDIDE (particularly as performed by Barbara Cook) "Bosom Buddies"-MAME "One Hundred Easy Ways"-WONDERFUL TOWN "A Little Priest"-SWEENEY TODD "The Song That Goes Like This"-SPAMALOT
Just to nitpick, the song from WOMAN OF THE YEAR it's actually called "The Glass Is Always Greener," and it is indeed performed with brilliant comic timing on the OBCR, Marilyn Cooper steals the show from under Bacall though.
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"
Ah, yes, "Adelaide's Lament" is quite fantastic and funny. Although I find "Marry the Man Today" and "Take Back Your Mink" almost as funny, and sometimes even funnier--depending on who's performing it.
"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"
Dolores Gray's version of "If" from Two on the Aisle (Styne/Comden & Green) Elaine Stritch's "Useful Phrases" and "Why Do The Wrong People Travel?" from Sail Away (Noel Coward) Florence Henderson's astounding "Coconut Girl" sequence from The Girl Who Came to Supper (Noel Coward) Madeline Kahn's "Babette" from On the Twentieth Century (Coleman/Comden & Green) Carol Channing's "Calypso Pete" from Show Girl (Charles Gaynor) Barbra Streisand's "Miss Marmelstein" from I Can Get It For You Wholesale (Harold Rome) Dorothy Loudon's "Vodka" from Song of the Flame on the 1983 Tony Awards (Gershwin/Stothart/Harbach/Hammerstein) Phil Silvers and Rose Marie's "A Word a Day" from Top Banana (Johnny Mercer) Dody Goodman's "Someone's Been Sending Me Flowers" from Shoestring Revue (Sheldon Harnick) Shirley Booth's "He Had Refinement" from A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (Schwartz/Fields) Barbara Harris' "Movie Star"/"Gorgeous" from The Apple Tree (Bock/Harnick) Carol Burnett's "Lila Tremaine" and "You Mustn't Be Discouraged" (with Tiger Haynes) from Fade Out-Fade In (Styne/Comden & Green) George S. Irving's "The Butler's Song" from So Long, 174th Street (Stan Daniels) Patti Perkins' "Things Were Out" from Tuscaloosa's Calling Me... but I'm Not Going (Beebe/Heyer)
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
"Die Vampire Die" "What Kind of Girl is She?" "Secondary Characters"
[title of show]
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
I Got Life from Hair Climbing Uphill from The last five years (the audition verse)
And when the night has finally gone, and when we see the new day dawn, we wonder how we wandered for so long, so blind. The wasted world we thought we knew, the light will make it look brand new, so let it shine..."
--ntn
"A Little Priest" - Sweeney Todd "Getting Married Today" - Company "Agony" - Into the Woods "All About Ruprecht" - Dirty Rotten Scoundrels "Oklahoma?" -Dirty Rotten Scoundrels "Dance Ten Looks Three" - A Chorus Line "Nothing" - A Chorus Line "Marry the Man Today" - Guys and Dolls "Take Back Your Mink" - Guys and Dolls "No Me Diga" - In the Heights "Old Fashioned Wedding" - Annie Get Your Gun "Her Is (Reprise)" - The Pajama Game "I'll Never Be Jealous Again" - The Pajama Game "Three Bedroom House" - Bat Boy "Christian Charity" - Bat Boy "Comfort and Joy" - Bat Boy "Act 1 Finale" - Urinetown "Don't Be The Bunny" - Urinetown "Follow Your Heart" - Urinetown
"We need people not to come to Broadway shows wearing shorts and flip-flops. We are working hard up here folks. Find a pair of socks."-Joanna Gleason
"I hear L. Ron Hubbard is gonna blow the ladies...and all that jazz! C'mon babe! We're gonna unicorn hug, I bought some NyQuil down....at Wal-Mart?!"-Bebe Neuwirth singing ATJ to Musical Mad Libs at DQYNJ :)