well, it's official, chess will always be a beloved mess
it is not done concert style
but there is a blatant narrator, bryce
he steps out of being narrator for one minute to sing the aribiter song
other than that, he tells you exactly what is happening and makes quips before and after every song
nicholas is now the official star of the show
he mopes around and then does showstopping numbers
teviet is fun and funny and sings his songs well, but his numbers feel small next to nicholas'
lea did exactly what i expected
she is not vulnerable enough to make you feel for florence
she sings great, but adds those american idol-style riffs to songs we love
you hear the songs, but you do not feel them
the story is crazier than ever
first, they barely ever play chess and, when they do, they just "speak" the game, i am serious
at one point, there is a random half naked mood ballet, like the orgy in pippin, for no reason
svetlana is cute and perky and her characters motivations makes no sense, when they sing "i know him so well", it has no heart, no feeling and, again, makes no sense
florence's father comes scurrying out at the end, like he was late for dinner party and florence was expected to escort him, they run off together
at one point, the chorus does "the wave" like at baseball games
oh, the choreography is juvenile, they literally do hand movements as if they were playing charades
the songs are still fun to hear
i had a great time
and i know, now, that chess is loved, but will never be fixed
oh and like i said bryce makes a quip after every song, so, at one point, a serious moment occurs and instead of making a quip, he cries, it is the shows most embarrassing moment, they will definitely change that
thanks for listening to me
also, lea sings "heaven help my heart" in bed with nicholas sleeping bare chested next to to her, he wakes up for the last line, and american idol riff
Updated On: 10/15/25 at 11:50 PM