Not need to lock this thread or call the OP a troll. The absurdity of concession pricing in theatres is a legitimtate gripe, and part of the enSH*Tfication of the experience.
From the ice clinking, the chip crunching, the candy bag shuffling, to random additions of popcorn and cotton candy, to the prices not be proportional to size, all of which being grubbed down by people that can't sustain themselves for two hours of theatre without bringing a smorgasboard back to their seats.
"Hey little girls, look at all the men in shiny shirts and no wives!" - Jackie Hoffman, Xanadu, 19 Feb 2008