I would laugh so hard if Denis came to your school play, was reading your bio, and leaned over to his boo and said "WTF?! I never had any laughs with that girl."
And then Stephen Sondheim would turn around (cause of course he'd be right in front of him) and be all "And I never gave her a helping hand, either."
But then Anthony Rapp would read it, laugh, and be all "Ahhh, good times, good times." And you'd be like, "Thank you, Anthony! Jeez. How come none of the cool Broadway people want to acknowledge my existance anymore?"
And Jim would be crying in the corner because you didn't include him. *pats Jim on the head*