The Distinctive Baritone said: ""We have seen with our currentBeauty and the Beasttour that audiences are willing to pay top dollar for what looks like a summer stock production supplemented by excessive projections, so we have decided that we can make even more money by doingThe Lion King the same way. We thank our millennial audience membersin advance for once again sacrificing high standards for the sake of a nostalgia trip they can share with their children, and for continuing to buy tickets to whatever slop we crank out."
There, I fixed it."
You also forgot "Also, we know how much you guys like the muppets, so much so it won four emmys! And because of that, you don't get any ****ing muppets! Our execs will get a 50 million dollar raise, we're cutting most of our shows down to ai projections and two set pieces, and 50 more slop remakes that'll make a billion dollars! **** you all!"
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― Gerard Way