dumbest song lyrics
dumbest song lyrics
Zeitoujo
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/3/06
#1dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 3:16pm
what are some of the dumbest song lyrics for shows?
mine are:
" the music and the mirror" cassie says im a dancer, a dancer dances
" defying gravity" she sings tell them how i am defying gravity im flying high defying gravity
"Those You've Known And Lost Still Walk Behind You"-Spring Awakening
Fabrizio2
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/20/06
#2re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 3:17pmAbove all people you shouldn't be calling anything 'dumb'
Walcer
Understudy Joined: 12/19/06
#4re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 3:26pm
1.) "The Phantom Fugue" from Maury Yeston's Phantom.
2.) "The Arbiter" from Chess (Great music though. I just love how a Chess arbiter has a roaring rock ballad. It's like a librarian singing ACDC.)
3.) "The Night Was Alive" - Titanic
4.) "Shipoopi" - The Music Man (Hilarious song though)
But I still love all these songs because they make me laugh. Can't take them seriously though.
Updated On: 1/6/07 at 03:26 PM
MovieGuy1031
Broadway Star Joined: 11/13/06
#6re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 3:40pm
If anyone has ever heard "big, The Musical" (Which I wouldn't be surprised if no one has)... the opening song goes:
"I wish I knew what's happening to me... she's just a girl i've known since i'm four..."
...SINCE I'M FOUR?! That isn't even proper English!
"The nice thing about the rain is that it always stops... eventually."
- Eeyore
- Eeyore
SporkGoddess
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/27/05
#7re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 3:52pmMan, I miss that worst lyrics thread! Even though someone brought up Jane Eyre lyrics when they were taken right from the novel. :/
Jimmy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost 9 PM!
neddyfrank2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/23/05
Zeitoujo
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/3/06
#9re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 3:55pmneddyfrank2- if you dont like this thread y do you need to post dumb **** on it? just shut up gosh yours so damn rude.
"Those You've Known And Lost Still Walk Behind You"-Spring Awakening
neddyfrank2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/23/05
#10re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 4:02pmYour a dumbass moron and you need to go the hell away. I hope that wasn't to damn rude.
Zeitoujo
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/3/06
#11re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 4:03pm
neddyfrank2...
please stop embarassing yourself; your like a child..
"Those You've Known And Lost Still Walk Behind You"-Spring Awakening
Mythus
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#12re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 4:06pmI'm curious about that too, shiksa_goddess. What's so dumb about "The Night Was Alive", Walcer?
#13re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 4:11pm
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#14re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 4:12pm
Don't mind, nutty... I mean, neddy. He didn't take his afternoon nap today.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Updated On: 1/6/07 at 04:12 PM
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
neddyfrank2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/23/05
#15re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 4:13pmZiejiojo (Or whatever your name is)- I really hope you are kidding me. Have yous een your latest posts? Nobody likes your posts, nobody wants you to post so GO AWAY
actressray1991
Swing Joined: 12/19/06
#16re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 4:14pm
Ive got tears coming outta my nose --> legally blonde
sorry if youre a fan....
#17re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 4:14pmpeople always attack the "dit dit da dit da dit" part. I don't know why. it works for me. what do they want? the telegraph machine to come to life and sing "be our guest" with exploding champagne bottles all around?
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
#18re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 6:05pm
"your like a child" Now, if you had just made it "you're," you would no longer have a fragment.
I love the "God, I'm a dancer, a dancer dances," lyric. I don't see why people don't get that line. She's coming back to all she really knows. I think it's a terrific statement.
Some people paint, some people sew, I meddle.
Updated On: 1/6/07 at 06:05 PM
#19re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 6:15pm
Fabrizio, chill out. No one's calling you dumb.
And I, also, love "God, I'm a dancer, a dancer dances." It's very, "This is who I am, and that's why this is what I need to be doing with my life."
If anyone's heard the Legally Blonde demo... I crack up every time to this line, because it's so dumb (but I love it in context of the show... sometimes dumb is okay!)
"Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy
I'm, like, gonna cry
I've got tears comin' out of my nose!"
Tears coming out of her nose? Hahahaha. That's intense.
"And no, I'm not addicted to crack (unless you count showtunes as 'crack' and then clearly, I am a lost cause)." - Donna Lynne Champlin
#20re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 6:16pmhahahahha movieguy, that's a great one.
"And no, I'm not addicted to crack (unless you count showtunes as 'crack' and then clearly, I am a lost cause)." - Donna Lynne Champlin
Wicked_fan
Broadway Star Joined: 5/25/04
#21re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 6:18pm
"we've all got our junk, and my junk is you"
"where I go....when I go there..."
both from Spring Awakening.
don't get me wrong... I absolutely adore the music and fully intend on seeing it on broadway... just those lyrics make me cringe a bit.
"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"
-Feste from "Twelfth Night"
snl89
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/05
#22re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 6:22pm
yeah, its funny, as much as I ADORE Spring Awakening, some of the lyrics, when you take them out of context and just think about what they actually are, are pretty silly.
My Junk is one of them- just, the use of the word "junk" in general is silly. haha. Again, dont get me wrong, I absolutely ADORE the song beyond belief!
Same with Totally F*CKed. One of the most amazing moments of a show I've ever seen (just as far as where its placed and everything... its such a release and its perfect), but I mean really "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"? way to like.. not have any good lyrics so you just fill it with "blah blah"s lol. Again though, that TOTALLY does not matter within the show, because you're just so wrapped up in it you could care less what the lyrics are
I don't need a life that's normal. That's way too far away. But something next to normal would be okay. Something next to normal is what I'd like to try. Close enough to normal to get by.
Updated On: 1/6/07 at 06:22 PM
#23re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 6:37pmYou don't have to apologize for disliking the lyrics, snl89. You don't need to explain yourself, either. So what if the show is beloved on these boards?
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
snl89
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/4/05
#24re: dumbest song lyrics
Posted: 1/6/07 at 6:49pmhaha oh I know, I actually was justifying it more for myself than anyone else lol :) I love the show so much, and I really DONT feel like the lyrics make it any worse, so I just felt bad saying it without justifying it also
I don't need a life that's normal. That's way too far away. But something next to normal would be okay. Something next to normal is what I'd like to try. Close enough to normal to get by.
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