What if Carol Channing Starred in...
What if Carol Channing Starred in...
#1What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 9:37pm
I do a pretty good Carol Channing impersonation, and my friends and I have a game called "What if Carol Channing Starred In..." where they say the name of a musical that Carol Channing was NOT in, and I sing a song from the show in my Carol Channing voice.
For example, just think of Carol Channing in Rent singing "Today 4 U." Pretty funny, right?
The whole thing cracks my friends and family up so much, I've decided I'm going to post some on youtube.
So that said, any ideas of shows or songs that would be awful but hysterical if Carol Channing sang them? If you have any suggestions, post them below.
#2re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 9:42pm
FIRST WIVES CLUB - "Ready For Change"
FIRST WIVES CLUB - "My Heart Wants To Try Just One More Time"
FIRST WIVES CLUB - "Jump For Joy"
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#2re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 9:42pmWicked, and also, links please?
#3re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 9:46pm
Pgenre, First Wives Club is awful/hysterical (without meaning to be so) no matter who stars in it.
Links will be posted once I make a few videos. Just did the audio today for "Today 4 U"
#4re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 9:46pmWendela, or Diana Goodman.
"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -Stephen Colbert
#5re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 9:47pm
FWC IS THE GREATEST MUSICAL OF ALL TIME!
SONDHEIM WHO?! FOLLIES WHAT?!
WEDDING BELLES UNITE!
OUR HEARTS WANT TO TRY JUST ONE MORE TIME!
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#6re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 9:54pm
I took my boyfriend to see "First Wives Club" in San Diego for his birthday. We walked out of the show knowing that the rest of his 26th year could only go up from there.
Now to get this thread back on track, here are some songs I want to do as Carol...
“My New Philosophy” from You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown
“A Call From the Vatican” from Nine
“Aquarius” from Hair
“Getting Married Today” from Company
“Pick a Little, Talk a Little” from The Music Man
“Wouldn’t it be Loverly” from My Fair Lady
“My Strongest Suit” from Aida
“And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going” from Dreamgirls
“I Enjoy Being a Girl” from Flower Drum Song
More suggestions are welcome 
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#7re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 9:58pm
This Is The Moment - J/H
Poster Emeritus
#8re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 9:59pm
"Electricity" from BILLY ELLIOT
"Defying Gravity" from WICKED
"I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today" from AVENUE Q
"The Bitch of Living" from SPRING AWAKENING
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
--Aristotle
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#9re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 10:00pm
The Internet Is For Porn - Ave Q
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#10re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 10:05pm
Lot's Wife- Caroline, or Change
Wig in a Box- Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Epiphany- Sweeney Todd
"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."
#11re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 10:23pmNot Broadway-related, but I'd LOVE to hear Carol Channing do Madonna's "Erotica."
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#12re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 10:37pm
Another Winter in a Summer Town - Grey Gardens
A Summer in Ohio - The Last 5 Years
Air - Hair
I know you.
I know you.
I know you.
#13re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 10:43pm
Hahaha StageManager, I LOVE YOUR SUGGESTION!!! That one's going on my list, as are most of the other suggestions made on here.
Keep 'em coming!
#14re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 10:49pmGlitter and Be Gay
Some people paint, some people sew, I meddle.
#16re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 10:52pmDo I Hear a Waltz, the Bride's Lament, Adelaide's Lament
"All our dreams can come true -- if we have the courage to pursue them." -- Walt Disney
We must have different Gods. My God said "do to others what you would have them do to you". Your God seems to have said "My Way or the Highway".
#17re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 11:28pm
No, not "Erotica"... do "Justify My Love"! Or "Justify My Thug" Jay-Z's version from THE BLACK ALBUM! 
In addition to a FWC song, of course! Pretty please! I need to hear the "Wanting. Needing..." part!
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scaryclowns2232
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After Eight
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/5/09
#19re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 11:39pmBack in the '60s, there was a feature in Playbill having to do with unlikely casting choices, accompanied by a Hirschfeld drawing. One of them was Carol Channing as Lady Macbeth. True, there would be no songs for her to sing in this, but if singing is required, she could always do one of the arias from Verdi's opera.
#20re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 11:49pm
So Much Better- Legally Blonde
Come to Your Senses- Tick Tick...Boom
"Oh look at the time, three more intelligent plays just closed and THE ADDAMS FAMILY made another million dollars" -Jackie Hoffman, Broadway.com Audience Awards
chewy5000
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/1/09
#21re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/7/09 at 11:52pmThe entire score of A Chorus Line
JP2
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/2/07
#22re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/8/09 at 12:08am
I do the SAME thing, but with Harvey Fierstein.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prB_Xp-dUZU
I also do a mean Alice Ripley, but I dont have videos of that.
#23re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/8/09 at 12:15amHahahaha JP, think we could do a Carol/Harvey duet? I'm thinking "Sue Me" from Guys and Dolls, "Do You Love Me" from Fiddler on the Roof, or "Tonight" from West Side Story
JP2
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#24re: What if Carol Channing Starred in...
Posted: 12/8/09 at 12:19am
That would be AMAZING.
I have a friend who does a killer LuPone (whom you all have probably seen on youtube) and have been trying to duet with him for a while. Haha.
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