"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
I totally agree with "A Little Priest". One of the funniest most clever songs ever written for the stage.
"Smart! And into all those exotic mystiques -- The Kama Sutra and Chinese techniques. I hear she knows more than seventy-five. Call me tomorrow if you're still alive!"
Most of Pirates of Penzance A Chorus Line - Dance 10, Looks 3 Best Little Whorehouse in Texas - Little Bitty Pissant Country Place, Texas Has a Whorehouse in It, Aggie Song, Sidestep Rocky Horror - Dammit Janet Bye Bye Birdie - Telephone Hour Grease - Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee Sweet Charity - If My Friends Could See Me Now Annie - Hard Knock Life Gentleman Prefer Blondes - Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend Annie Get Your Gun - You Can't Get a Man with a Gun, Anything You Can Do
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
"I am ready to disclaim my opinion, even of yesterday, even of 10 minutes ago, because all opinions are relative. One lives in a field of influences, one is influenced by everyone one meets, everything is an exchange of influences, all opinions are derivative. Once you deal a new deck of cards, you've got a new deck of cards."
— Peter Brook
I'm Not that Smart - 25th annual Spelling Bee I love My Dictionary - 25th annual spelling Bee Loud as the hell you want - Ave. Q Ruprect - DRS My finest Suit - Aida Today 4 U - RENT
Anything Goes Let's Do It Well Did You Evah? If I Were a Rich Man Bosom Buddies Two Ladies There Once was a Man It's a Perfect Relationship Cabin in the Sky Goodnight and Thank You
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter