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Favorite Avenue Q lines
HJAJtheFirst
Leading Actor Joined: 1/27/04
#25re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 6/17/04 at 1:15pmI couldn't narrow down my favorite line but my Mom who is 70 loved "Grab you dick and double click", LOL!
broadwaystar2b
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/28/04
#26re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 6/17/04 at 2:58pm
Just a few:
"My purpose in life is to make people laugh...and make money doing it!"
"Watch Judge Judy when you feel all sad and alone"
"Ah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book: Broadway Musicals of the 1940s"
"I want you to have this. It's a penny I carry around with me for good luck. It's from the year I was born, see? Who knows, maybe it'll bring you good luck. It did for me; I found you."
"I do have feeling for him"
"People always learning. Look at Mama Bird, she push Baby Bird out of nest and that it. If Baby Bird fly, good for Baby. If Baby Bird fall and crack head on groud and get eaten by Cat, then he gotta do better next time."
"I just came from my Yoga class to make it in time for the final number"
"Guys GUYS! Jesus was Jewish"
"Evelyone's a ritter bit lacist"
#27re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 6/17/04 at 3:05pm
I see you caught the boquet - Princeton
Well a little girl had it first, but she wasn't very strong. -Kate
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#28re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 6/17/04 at 4:07pm
Brian slow down, it's not a race!
SH*T! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouv-
Nicky that is wrong! (I just like the way John T says it!)
Theres a pigeion squashed on the street. Ew.
#29re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 6/17/04 at 4:23pm
"I try to work in Korean Deli, but I am Japanese!"
"And Gary, you're selling all your worldly possesions on ebay..."
"In volatile market, only stable investment is PORN!"
It's only for now... - Avenue Q
TheGaIsSilent
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#30re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 6/17/04 at 4:50pm"And now I'm a therapist, but I have no cwients, and I have an unemployed finace and we have lots of bills to pay. It suck to be me."
JOHN LITHGOW
I just realized, your last name is Butz! Both "Norbert" AND "Butz" are in your name! You must have gotten picked on a lot as a child!
#31re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 6/17/04 at 5:38pm
"Ba ba ba ba ba doo doo doo doo doo" -John T. (sooo cute!)
"If you were gay I'd shout hooray!"
"Get a job!"
OFFSTAGE VOICE
I'm gonna jump!
ALL
Don't do it!
OFFSTAGE VOICE
Okay!
"First up was Max who sang "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" [...] I haven't seen that big of a reaction to a stair descent since Audra left the attic in Ragtime." --Seth Rudetsky
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#32re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 6/17/04 at 5:44pm
I love the "I'm gonna jump!" line! Also, Trekkie in the background of "Special" after Lucy says "Yeah, they're real." - "Yes! I knew it! Haha, I could tell..."
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#33re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 6/17/04 at 5:45pmOh! I also love how Princeton (J Tart) says "Oh wow!" during special. Tee hee.
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#34re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 6/17/04 at 5:52pm
Two of my favs not already listed are both from the same song -
"Me Up All Night Honking Me Horn To Porn Porn Porn!"
"The Internet Is For Porn"
"Sorry Kate"
"The Internet Is For Porn"
"I Masturbate!" (Only because of John's delivery of that line!)
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#35re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 6/17/04 at 6:22pmOh God... I don't think I have a favorite, but reading these is cracking me up!!
#36re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 6/17/04 at 7:33pm
Yeah really I keep finding ones that I forgot.
Thanks for putting "If you were gay, I shout horray!" onlylisab, I nearly wet myself the first time I heard it, sooo funny.
Not exactly from Ave Q, but from the Tony's
Hughy, Hughy. You know I'm an investment banker, so if you need help taking care of your.......assets...." 
(Bwahahahahaa)
Hank
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
#37re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 6/17/04 at 7:58pm
"I loved Titanic!"
Well I got to use it last night when the song came up. It got a laugh from a friend who has also seen the show.
#38re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 6/17/04 at 8:55pmWhen they sang Bush is only for now --------the audience cheered!!!!!!!!!!
"Life is not measured by the number
of breaths we take, but by moments
that take our breath away."
"Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain."
#39re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 6/17/04 at 8:57pm
You're right Broadwaylady, they did cheer! The audience actually went crazy the entire time, but there were so many laughs and applause after that line.
All of "For Now" got so many laughs- the whole song is awesome.
I have my books and my poetry to protect me...
#40re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 6/17/04 at 9:05pm
"No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys should learn to speak g**d*** English!"
Gary- Ja, it's German for happiness at the misfortune of others.
Nicky- Wow, that is German
You, you are the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber... and you I just don't like you.
#41re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 6/17/04 at 11:59pmThere is cool **** to do, but it can't come to you....GETOUTTATHEWAYASSHOLE! F*CK YOU! :) heehee
CurtainUp
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/9/04
#42re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 6/30/04 at 4:27pm
Guys: "We could call you a car..."
Princeton: "We'll be fine, thank you, see ya!"
Christmas Eve: "Hope ya don't get gonorrhea!"
Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on."
- from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
broadwaybaby654
Featured Actor Joined: 6/21/04
#43re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 7/1/04 at 1:58amthis is the funniest thread in the world!!! All of my favorie lines have already been said!!!
sgweirdo
Understudy Joined: 6/30/04
#44re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 7/1/04 at 2:12am
wanna go back to my room and find
a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
I <3 my dry-erase board.
WVRevy
Swing Joined: 3/16/04
#45re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 7/1/04 at 11:48am
Princeton: Hey, what are you doing later ?
Kate: Grading term papers...but it's kindergarten, so they're very short, why ?
also
Kate: You've got a Friend. The Theme From Friends. That's What Friends are For. Shiiit !
lol
broadwaystar2b
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/28/04
#46re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 7/1/04 at 11:51am
It's a little strange out of context but I ruv the way Stephanie does it
Kate "Why didn't you answer my letter?"
Princeton "What letter?"
Kate "I left it with her...ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh...I feel better now"
#47re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 7/1/04 at 1:05pm
I also LOVE the way Trekkie Monster says "Kate Monster" in The Internet is for Porn:
TM: "Oh, hello, Kate Monsterrrr"
and also
TM: "Okey-dokey"
I ruv Trekkie!
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CurtainUp
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/9/04
#48re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 7/1/04 at 3:45pm
yea rick lyon's great! i love his churn with his R's.
I also love Stephanie's delivery when Princeton says something like "Oh yea she's a friend" "Is her name PURPOSE!?!" - talk about an adorable cast!
Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on."
- from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
Lori
Featured Actor Joined: 9/8/03
#49re: Favorite Avenue Q lines
Posted: 7/1/04 at 4:19pmOMIGOD, I'm roaring...I can't wait to see this!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Take Care! When I am thwarted I am very terrible!"
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